unperceptible:

do you ever just clench your buttcheeks to the beat of a song

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unsmokable:

it’s the strangest thing when you realize there are people who think you are absolutely breathtaking. there’s someone out there who looks at you and gets butterflies, there’s someone who gets to know you and loves everything about you. I don’t know why, but whenever I think about that it makes me feel so warm and happy. just the thought that people look at me like I look at them is fucking cool

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brilliances:

When the Fault in Our Stars movie comes out, I swear we’ll can probably watch most of the movie in gifs.

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lmaoalien:

slow wifi needs to stop

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okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

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221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

(Source: canon-autopsy)

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jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator)

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