one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
One time my brother gave me my wallet for Christmas. Not a wallet, my wallet. As in the wallet I already owned and it was missing $20. My brother stole $20 from me for Christmas.