i didnt study for this
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when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
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I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
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one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
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And to your right you’ll see the zalfie fandom completely losing their shit
And to your left you’ll see the Troyler fandom… Dying, Still waiting for a selfie…
And right infront of you the phandom crying their eyes out
yep pretty much sums it all up
The Zalfie fandom rn
The Phanom rn
And then There’s the Troyler Fandom rn
where our selfie at